So I joined a new gym. I already belong to 24 Hour fitness, but the day care is really scary. My son used to drop to his knees and scream when I would bring him there, I don’t dare bring the skittish little lady.
I joined Total Woman Fitness. I could care less about the gym itself, or the fact that there are no men there. What I care about is that for a small extra fee each month, I get a massage or a facial, and can do that while my kids are in the day care!!! Of course a woman thought of that! I am so excited! I get my massage Monday morning and am super excited.
I am giving up the one day a week I drop my kids off at day care for this, but I would gladly do so to get a massage once a month! I love massages. I’m like a bear and will back up and rub my back on a tree, corner of a wall, matchbox car for a massage.
I went today for a short while and plan on going several more times this week! Time to get back in shape!
Get a back-scratcher and duct tape a matchbox car to the end of it…… Heard that works wonders!
Or, you could get the back-scratcher, grab a cat, dunk the cat into a tub of water, then quickly duct tape the wriggling cat to the end of the scratcher…… applying the epileptic cat to your aching muscles should really help…
Or so I have been told….
Holy crap! That’s a gym I could get down with!
I know- right!!!