1. In Cat Burglar news…A cat was found in a Brazilian prison yard, bound with a saw and a mobile phone. He was also carrying drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries, and a phone charge. How could that cat even walk!??! Currently all 200+ prisoners at the jail are considered suspects since it’s a cat and they never go to their owners!
2. In What Is This World Coming To news…a company in Colombia that makes bullet proof vests is now going to make bullet proof children’s clothing in the wake of the Sandy Hook shooting. The products will include child-sized armored vests, protective undershirts, and backpacks with ballistic protection that can be used as shields. Why don’t we just start arming 8 year old with uzis???
3. In There Will Be Less “Submissions” news…a sperm donor is being sued for child support. William Marotta gave up all legal rights to the child, but due to a loophole in Kansas law, because they didn’t use a doctor (instead opting for Craig’s List), he is still responsible for the money. Oddly, the state is the one that says he needs to pay 200 a month. The mother of the child is supportive of Marotta NOT paying child support.
4. A picture of a baby being born via c-section grabbing the doctor’s finger from the womb is going viral. I say BIG DEAL…my daughter bit the doctor as he was yanking her out!
I think I pooped on the Doc as he was yanking me out
I think Kansas is just trying to extort some money out of the guy, and figured he’d just fold and pay the money. After all, with his having signed away his rights to the kid, he’s just as “guilty” as, say, the doctor who delivered the kid, or the mom’s partner, or whoever did the impregnation, or …
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Five will get you ten that there will be a settlement REAL soon!
As to the cat, well, if he’s the size of our Max, he could carry in all that stuff, plus a couple bikes to ride out on! (Max WAS named “Max” because he clung to my wife’s skirt as a kitten – “Max Klinger” – but nowadays, it’s more like “Maximum Displacement”!
My cat would gnaw off the bounty, bite you and then curl up in the sun.
Well, I was kind of working off the assumption that the cat would have to be chucked over the wall. Or in the case of Max, lifted with a couple of Army heavy-lift helicopters!
OF COURSE SHE DID!