Mama Kat had a great prompt for today…7 celebrities you want to send Valentines to. Easy!
1. George Clooney-
Roses are red, violets are blue- I don’t have legs like Stacey Kiebler, but will a big rack do?
2. Bradley Cooper-
Roses are red, your eyes crystal blue- I bet you can’t imagine the things I’d do to you!
3. Zac Efron-
Roses are red, it might be a crime, but I would love to make you all mine!
4. Ryan Reynolds-
Roses are red, your body is hot, would you be mad if I took Blake out with one shot?
5. Bob Harper-
Roses are red, you might be gay, but could you please kick my ass in the gym all day?
6. David Beckham-
Roses are red, you live far away, but any game with you, I would like to play.
7. Wilson Bethel-
Roses are red, I will be blue if they cancel your show on the CW.
HAPPY HALLMARK MANUFACTURED HOLIDAY!
I hope you sent them all invites for the same place and time so they get to fight over you!
Guapo- that is an excellent idea!!!
I feel slighted to not have made your list!!!
so just because you won our weight loss challenge, you think you’re a celebrity? Have you heard the saying “delusions of grandeur”?
OMG your Valentine to George Clooney should work.
Hilarious! I wrote to Zac Efron too. Thank you for making me feel OK for being an unabashed cougar.
glad I’m not the only one…he is quite handsome for a child!
I’m not even on the list? And here I thought you really cared….
I couldn’t find your pic on the internet…you see my dilemma.
So whattaya call that silly little green thing on every one of my comments? Or do you have something against goats? Hmm? WELL?!? Are you a goataphobe?!?
I didn’t want to scare people off with the…goat
Yeah, I could see where that old, ugly goat might scare a lot of folk. And picturing dead Blackjack might freak a few, too.
dead old goats are scary. You and Brain Rants are in for a treat with my post tomorrow!
What about JB? Have you forgot the Biebs?
I didn’t want to crash the site with a picture of his sunken in 12 year old boy chest.
I see you left me off the list again. I suppose if I change my eye color to blue or brown, I’m in, right?
What color are your eyes? Red? And probably blue…although I’m not sure that skeleton would look any better with or without eyeballs.
Oh, the little Spawn dude’s are black. My eye color is classified, but I’ve narrowed shit down for you.
it’s either green or violet like Liz Taylor…but you don’t strike me as the Liz Taylor type!