Welcome to a new segment…Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories. There will be my own theories, peppered with any from others who sound just as ridiculous.
Ridiculous Conspiracy Theory #1:
Brain Rants gets a mid-tour break and No-hio starts commenting again in the same week that a meteor hits Russia, the very region(ish) where Rants left his tour of duty. The conspiracy theorist in me can’t help but find a correlation between a deadly meteor, No-hio and Brain Rants.
Rants “claims” to be stationed overseas in upper Grabassistan, while No-hio is dealing with his “issues“. Yet they both seem to come out of hiding and then BAM a meteor hits. Nobody knows No-hio, so I suspect he is like Manson…really smart and capable of much more than British spelling. Rants has military insider tactical trajectories and (in other words) some really cool shit to track just about anything.
So, in closing, No-hio somehow managed to break a piece of meteor loose and planned it’s trajectory towards Earth, while Rants tracked it with his “really cool shit“. Now let’s hope they didn’t smash into the town that makes all the vodka!
Jamie, my “shit” is really “cool.” I’m not so sure about the -ish estimate of how close to Grabassistan that rock smacked us… it’s more than a few days away by car, and months on a donkey. Just saying. I’ve heard it was gonna hit California but bounced off of all the smog.
-ish can mean within 2000 miles. I thought you would know that considering in the military -ish can mean anywhere from 2 weeks to 17 years.
Oh no, Ma’m. Our definition of ‘-ish’ is different, and Metric.
I hate the metric system!