Chapstick…
I own easily 25 black label Chapstick brand chapsticks. I started using it around 12 years old when my lips got irritated by some lipstick I had to wear for a choir performance. I haven’t been able to quit it since.
I am convinced that the Chapstick company has put something in their Chapstick that causes you to NEED to reapply every 30 minutes. Instead of moisturizing your lips, it must suck up all the natural oils your lips should make, thus requiring you to need more and more Chapstick. If I ever become a celebrity, I am going to endorse Chapstick, that’s how much I use it.
My Chapstick obsession is crazy. One time, mine melted into the lid. It was the only one I had on me. I put the lid in the microwave, melted it to liquid, poured it back into the applicator part and then froze it to return it to it’s normal state. Doesn’t that sound like something a crackhead or methhead would do?
My lips crave Chapstick. Right now as I write this, I’m getting itchy and feel the need to reapply! I can only use black label Chapstick. I can’t use the blue kind or the cherry kind. I can’t use blistex, I can only use Chapstick (my lips are super sensitive). If I burn my lips, I can use Carmex for about a day, and then they get irritated.
Damn you Chapstick brand Chapstick! DAMN YOU!!!
In case you thought I was exaggerating…this is just in my nightstand. You should see the inside of my purse.
I hope you at least keep this highly addictive stuff away from your kids.:)
my daughter used to decorate with my chapstick. She chapsticked the TV, the wall, her bed, herself…
Chapstick Addict! That explains everything now……………..
I know…I know I have a problem, I just refuse to do anything about it.
Black label Chapstick smells bad, but Chapstick is the best stuff in the world. I like the blue label. Anything else is just a waste of money.
It does get rancid every now and then… Blue makes my lips break out
I have noticed a variation of this conspiracy theory in my house. I buy a ton of this stuff but I can never find it when I want it. I believe there is something in the packaging that camouflages it in my drawer or purse. Either that or the tube self destructs. I can’t decide which.