Have you seen those stupid Charmin commercials with the dumb bear family?
The person who created those commercials must be a controlling, micro-manager! Who the f*ck cares how much toilet paper you use to wipe shit off your ass? Does the mama bear really need to shout from the TV room to use less toilet paper??? The only time I’ve ever monitored my family’s TP usage was when Ally used to dump half the roll into the toilet and it absorbed all the water in the toilet. Other than that, as long as you don’t clog the toilet, use whatever you need!
I see these commercials about TP usage monitoring and they drive me insane! If anyone told me to do something differently while I’m having a very private moment, I’m going to tell them something that rhymes with duck poff!