Yesterday a friend of mine posted this on her Facebook page.
That was outside her house! She said it was easily 8 inches long. She doesn’t live that close to me, but I’m contemplating moving! She asked what is was on Facebook…I replied- it’s a TARANTULA!!! Kill it! Drop a phone book or a bible on it, run away and call your realtor and put your house on the market!
If that was at my house, I would call a priest, an exorcist, a hitman…I’d call anyone under the sun and would never go outside again!
When I was in high school, my boyfriend wanted to play an April Fool’s joke on me and thought he would DROP A TARANTULA IN MY LAP! Fortunately for him he didn’t want to spend the $12 on a joke that would get his testicles shoved up his ass and be girlfriendless.
I have another friend in my neighborhood who lives close to the hiking trails and actually saved a tarantula! I would have run over it with my car and peeled out on it just to make sure it was dead!
Did you know that there is a hornet that can paralyze a tarantula and then it lays it’s eggs on the tarantula and then the hornet babies feed off of the tarantula’s insides???
WHAT KIND OF SICK TWIST IN EVOLUTION IS THIS???
I need to go bathe myself in Raid and hope that I am enough of a deterrent that they will never come here. (As it is, I had a little person in my bed last night because he wouldn’t sleep in his room because there was a spider… My dad is probably laughing his ass off since I used to do that too)